I use to have an extravagant plan for my life. Now, I’m just making it up as I go. I kind of like it better this way…
Alpha Pi + Zeta Delta = the BEST way to end a semester!
“Yall wanna go to the car and take shots?” “Can’t WORRY about it!” “Your front and my front.” “My back and your back.” “Let me let you heffas know.” “And STILL no moves have been made!” “Come on. We going to temple run.” “I styled her! Don’t she look hard?” “You owe me $7.97 for being your consultant, I charge $23 an hour and it hasn’t been an hour.” ”Sorry club, it had to be done.” “GET IN THE CUT!” “KEV!!!!!” “Poplock isn’t even a stroll! It just looks cool.” “Yall don’t know Booty Me Down?” “You better get it on this couch!” “F*CK TRAIN!!!” “Why’d you move him?” “Yeah, we talked about yall. We noticed.” “Can we PLEASE just get about 5 of yall to come down and teach these girls a thing or two?” “The SEMINARRRRR (How to be a bad B*tch! Bad B*tchenomics!)” “Yall’s ENTIRE entourage is HARD!” “You just feel the ambiance of an ace in the room and you’re like, damn! It’s an ace in here!” “Yall ain’t tryna get on these tequila shots! WHAT?! Tequiqui!!!” “I f*cks with her the long way! She got excited about tequila. She hard as hell” “This boy looks like a male version of Mo.” “Greetings. SORORS! GREEEEEEETTTT!” “Nah, hell nah!” “He has a gf. But you’re prettier than her, she’s irrelevant. She looks like she has down syndrome. How long have they been together? Like a year and a half at least. THEN she is relevant!!!! No, she looks like she has down syndrome. she isn’t that relevant” “Look at them all snuggled up” “Not this WHOLLLLLLLLLEEEE relationship with two someones in WHOLLLLLLLLEEEE OTHER relationships” “Live your lifeeeeeee” “Yeah, we can go now. The bottle is gone.” “That moment when the goodbye is as long as the visit” “Did you just have a moment too? I think that was gonna be my last time seeing him (them)”
pretty girl driving my sports car. got my feet up on the wood grain. roof missing. you’ve got that whip appeal! whipping my stick shift gear.